Sorry for the Convenience*:

I have no respect for people who take the elevator up one floor. None. Whatsoever.

Living in a high-rise dorm my freshman year, nothing got under my skin more than someone who would press the "2" or even "3" button when I was trying to get up to the 8th floor. C'mon. Really? Stop being lazy and walk your @$$ up a flight of stairs. We are young and able-bodied. So do it. Thanks!

*This is from a Mitch Hedberg joke... "An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see a "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign... just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs; Sorry for the Convenience." Not really about an elevator, but seriously, take the stairs!